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Blod's guide to real ale Pt.6

 

Who is Blod?

Hi! Blod's 'ere.
I am under instructions from the editor (Big Ed, we call him... well, I'm told he's not all that big really, it's just a rumour he likes to spread around, but that's another story) to cut it short (sound painful) in this edition. I don't know.. innuendo after innuendo. They will be calling me Julian Clarey next - well, I ain't wearing any women's frocks (not in public anyway).

In this edition I am going to discuss the art of attending beer festivals. This is particularly pertinent when the Newark Beer Festival is held in May. I would like to encourage aal you sensible drinkers out there to attend. I'm aware that there will always be the few that just go to get totally plastered (personally I don't have a problem with this as long as they behave themselves), but the majority are actually interested in trying out the different array of beers.

What types of beer are available? Well, you will find something to suit every taste. This is the beauty of beer and I feel the different types and flavours available has never been better. You can try a weak or strong beer, golden or dark, hoppy or malty or any complex mixture of them all.

There are also additions to some beers such as herbs, honey, fruit flavours, flowers and even toffee. Personally, I do like to experiment in trying these different beers. Some people frown upon these flavourings, saying it is not traditional and just a novelty, but I disagree. I feel that anything that may encourage a non-beer drinker to try beer has got to be a good thing.

I would agree, however, that occasionally it does not work and the flavour of the addition actually overpowers the flavour of the beer. but there again, at least the brewer has had the guts to try something different, which is more than you can say for most of the major brewers. Get to the festival and try a few of the 150 odd beers and experience the unique atmosphere, then join CAMRA and find out where the other beer festivals around the country are held. You will not regret it!

One final point. I must send my regards to my friend Droopy. He went to the doctors the other day saying he he hungered after sex. The doc told him to take some biscuits to bed with him. I believe he now keeps them on his bedside table. I bet they're Hob Nobs! Judging by the state of his neck he ought to feed them to his women.

See you at the beerfest!

Blod out.

May '98

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The views expressed in Blod's section are most definitely not those of the Campaign for Real Ale Ltd on a National or local level!

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